Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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