franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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