Dual....:-)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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