ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her