That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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I'm at about main and main street
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.