I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage