That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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