the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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