i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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