This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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