I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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