i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.