As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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