Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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