just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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