you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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