Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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