They should really pass out barf bags in church
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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