you suck at this game today
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.