Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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