plz talk dirty to me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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