4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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