I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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