Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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