If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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