oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
No subtext here. People are naked.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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