Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She even gives head with a lisp.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Send help, water and tortillas.
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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