Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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