so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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