why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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