He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Damn victory sex feels great
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.