I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.