He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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