I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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