Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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