Can Purell be used as lube?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.