i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.