I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.