i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something