You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
why is half of my head shaved?
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