He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
