well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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