Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I know her cup size but not her name....
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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