he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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