Nicole vs. Life
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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