He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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