i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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