You work out of a Hotel?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.