you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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