i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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