He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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