The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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