At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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