8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
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my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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