He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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