i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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