going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I need to calm my uterus...
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